seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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