He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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