It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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