i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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