My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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