so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Small penises have feelings too.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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