Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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