All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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