Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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