so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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