It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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