If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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