We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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