Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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