fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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