after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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