we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I need to sanitize my soul.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
