The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
