At least make sure they are 18
Why
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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