1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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