glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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