Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
