nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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