I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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