doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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