never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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