wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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