He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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