I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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