So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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