I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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