It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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