What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
accomplished twins. life is a go
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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