Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize