I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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