I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
do herpes really smell.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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