i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
two words: eviction party
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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