But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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