Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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