Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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