is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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