forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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