You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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