Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Randomize