So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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