I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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