the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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