his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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