I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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