So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The adults are the big ones right?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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