i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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