Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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