Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
