Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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