once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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