party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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